"You were all born yesterday" - Microsoft (1up agree) 11 October 2005
I don't tend to read any other gaming sites apart from the ones on the right of your screen, but I realised I'm probably not missing much when I stumbled accross this odd piece, which made me chuckle.
In what seemed like a responce to Microsoft's hillarious marketing bullshit spin, monkey-typed webshite 1up.com asks "Can you hear your wallet crying yet?" for the Xbox360 and it's mostly bland launch line up. By their reckoning, the PSP had a superior launch line up to the Super Nintendo, as did the PS2 to the GameCube launch, conviniently leaving out any consistant facts that might have helped support their argument. As well as declaring Sega's infamously limp 128bit launch as the best of all time, the GameCube launch was apparently "an accurate indication" of the console as a whole: "a disappointment all around." As dissapointing as the thought someone probably got paid to write this? Keep trying.